Best company to work for - Test Engineer Aperture Science Employee Review

was a pretty fun gig, balloon animals were pretty common

Balloon animals were very common around the office

- Full access to never before seen stuff. - Very lenient work environment. - Lots of cake - Friendly work environment

- Management expects all projects done by the day after you are given them. - Everyone is working on something different in very close proximity to each other, which results in accidents occurring more than once. - The facility is big but most of the space is reserved for "testing". Restricting our movements to very cramped hallways and office rooms. - Not enough janitors. The places has alot of areas which needs cleaning but because there is soo little janitors in the place. They don't have enough manpower to keep every place clean. Every employee is expected to clean the room they enter before and after they are done with it. - Don't drink the water. I don't know what makes the company think that brown murky radiated water is safe for humans. - The "healthcare" plan is just giving employees clones of themselves. - The CEO is very strict and very overbearing and in recent years they have started to go senile. - Pointless Human testing in the testing facilities. We don't do anything with the data obtained from those tests besides let it sit on our computers and collect dust and the data that is useful is just data we already obtained from simulations, robots, and live animals. - Not allowed to leave facility nor contact the outside world while employed there.