Pros
• Compliance-first culture: You’re guilty until proven otherwise. Who doesn’t enjoy starting every morning with a presumption of wrongdoing? • Finance with flair: They don’t care if you close sales. They care about rigid credit rules and SOPs that reinvent themselves weekly. Best part? You’ll never be invited to discuss them. • Hands-on legal training: Draft contracts, revise paperwork, and enjoy getting blamed for mistakes. Every conversation is a debate, every meeting a courtroom drama. • Compliance shadowing: They’ll watch you like a hawk until they “catch” you. (Spoiler: they always do.) • Cutting-edge tech: Our products double as error-message generators, especially during $4000 procedures. Doctors love surprises, patients love delays, and you’ll love the complaints.
Cons
Honestly, can’t think of any… unless you’re allergic to chaos or inefficiency