• The Boss Man: Boss thinks he’s the king of the castle, yeah? Always on our cases, shouting and throwing strops in front of everyone. Pure embarrassment, mate.
• All Work, No Play: They got us grinding like there’s no tomorrow, expecting us to live at work or summat. And what do we get outta it? Zip. Zilch.
• Pay’s a Laugh: The wedge is a joke, bruv. Plus, they mess about paying us late. Got me dodging bill collectors like I’m in some dodgy game of tag.
• Can’t Trip Up: Ain’t allowed to make even the tiniest mistake. It’s like walking on eggshells, but the eggshells are made of glass, you get me?
• Ego’s Massive: It’s all “me, me, me” with the boss. Mansplaining stuff we already know, never listening. Like his head’s too big for his ears.
• Crew’s Had Enough: It ain’t just me having a moan. The whole squad’s fed up. Feels like we’re in a sinking ship captained by a bloke who’s lost his map.
• Sweating Petty Stuff: Boss gets wound up over any and everything. Chill out, fam. Not everything’s a crisis.