Pros
- Prepare to join a company thats good to gain experience - Deceiving business partners - Patronising customers - Working through burnout - Spending your free ten seconds each night counting pennies - Lording your position over the interns - Crash-course in decoding management’s blah blah, blah blah blah blah - Knowing that this is the best job opportunity you’ll ever have, ever, Ever, EVER!
Cons
- It’s like making raclette: sweet at first, got sour real quick! - No sense of propriety at the top - Hypocrisy ahoy! Prepare for threats and blackmail with a smile. - Someone seems to have hacked a ex-colleague’s e-mail account and is sending boring e-mails out to clients! - If I were a monkey, I’ll slap that silly organ grinder, seriously, not even peanuts at this point - Where’s the shop steward? Wait, this isn’t a union, got a problem? Suck it up. - If you’re ill, it better be life threatening, it’s a holiday otherwise. And if it’s family, well, it’s not you, so you’re working. - How long’s this meeting? Half an hour. Three hours later…